Our Father, who art in Hell, hallowed be thy deeds, words, and thoughts; thy shabby kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in the 9 hellish circles. Come and take me for I can’t give a single fuck no more. Give us this day our daily strong coffee; and never forgive us our trespasses as we never forgive those wankers who trespass against us; and lead us happily and with extra oomph into temptation, which will surely deliver us into the ultimate evil. Gracias 🤘
Hurry up, sinful father!
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The pattern is designed on 14 Count Aida Fabric size.
The higher the Aida fabric’s count (stitches per inches), the smaller the final pattern.
How to read the chart table:
No. indicates total number of stitches for each floss colour.
Length indicates how many skeins (one skein = one bundle of six-strand embroidery floss) you need for the design.
Strands indicate number of strands of the floss used for the design. Typically, you use two.
B/S value indicates backstitches.
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