
Hurry up, sinful father!
Our Father, who art in Hell, hallowed be thy deeds, words, and thoughts; thy shabby kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in the 9 hellish circles. Come and take me for I can’t give a single fuck no more. Give us this day our daily strong coffee; and never forgive us our trespasses as we never forgive those wankers who trespass against us; and lead us happily and with extra oomph into temptation, which will surely deliver us into the ultimate evil. Gracias 🤘


