DO NOT step on the freshly buried.
Pattern info
14 ct 46×52 Stitches (8,3 x 9,4 cm) (3,3 x 3,7 in.)
16 ct 46×52 Stitches (7,3 x 8,3 cm) (2,9 x 3,2 in.)
18 ct 46×52 Stitches (6,5 x 7,3 cm) (2,6 x 2,9 in.)
Pattern Keeper compatible
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EVERYBODEE STOP.
I will not rest until you go to the Wikipedia page of garden gnomes to discover that the Roman predecessors of the kitschy little statues were fashioned after the Greco-Roman fertility god Priapus.
And this piece of information only seems insignificant until you find out that Priapus was recognised by his MAHOOSIVE PERMANENT BONER. I am not making this up. Petition to introduce a regulation requiring all gnome makers to honour the roots of their craft and reintroduce the vital component of oversized genitals to their work.
