Graveyard Gnome – Free Cross-Stitch Pattern

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I will not rest until you go to the Wikipedia page of garden gnomes to discover that the Roman predecessors of the kitschy little statues were fashioned after the Greco-Roman fertility god Priapus.

And this piece of information only seems insignificant until you find out that Priapus was recognised by his MAHOOSIVE PERMANENT BONER. I am not making this up. Petition to introduce a regulation requiring all gnome makers to honour the roots of their craft and reintroduce the vital component of oversized genitals to their work.

Graveyard Gnome
Graveyard Gnome

DO NOT step on the freshly buried.

Size: 279 KB
Version: 1
Published: January 18, 2023

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